Friday, 30 November 2007

Time off

Sorry, I've had time off to catch up with uni work. Back today though and hopefully with more regular updates - although I've been approached to contribute to a magazine, how exciting!

Wednesday, 14 November 2007

Pet hate

We both saw people today that rimmed us - luckily only Susan's man tried to snog her afterwards and spent ages slobbering bumhole juice over her face. Mine merely had the smallest willy in the world that stayed soft for ages. Then, while I was sucking him off, he got hard and came pretty much at the same time then went soft again. Most confusing!

Friday, 9 November 2007

Cheques

Mister Addams pays by cheque and always has done but this last one - £280 - has bounced. He then asked for my bank details to send the money over. Right. So this man, who knows my real name, also wants to know my bank details. Outrageous liberty. Apparently it's my own fault for leaving it too late and letting him spend all my money for me first. I am never seeing him again.

British Gas Man is a stocky, grey-haired man who works for British Gas, man. The first time I saw him he was very keen on having oral without but I told him that it was just for regulars. Having seen him again, he had such an expectant look on his face as he asked for oral without. It was like a chipmunk, or a very excited cat.

Ah, mister Addams has just rung again - he can pay in full in cash and even have the £200 threesome he promised to have three weeks ago when the original cheque was written. He's allegedly coming on Tuesday morning but I'm not sure I trust him any more.

(I don't want to have sex with the guy that works here but someone's just asked for it. I hope he was only joking. I really feel uncomfortable, unfairly so, because of the pimp assaulting me and the webcam married couple that tried to push me and trick me a few times into sleeping with the husband. I don't trust men in the sex industry. I just can't.)