Troubled times ahead

Susan and I have started to take diet pills daily to help curb our appetites, with the result that I've lost about a stone and a half in two weeks. Admittedly, taking lots of ecstasy and other class-a drugs during that time helped - the pills are about halfway between caffeine and ecstasy and legal to buy. Now Greg's started to watch me eat and is bringing food over later, while one of my three housemates sat me down to have a serious discussion about my eating. Turns out that when I freaked out, shouting how I didn't ask to be fed, I really upset another housemate who'd spent hours cooking me veggie chilli. I really didn't want any though, chilli being not a favourite of my foods, and food being not a favourite item of mine.

Someone asked me out on a date by text while I was in bed with Greg. His reply was that I should definitely go out with him. I don't really want to... strange boyfriend. Maybe I should take him to a swingers' club or something.

As for the brothel, I've pretty much cleaned up. Last week I made about a grand, easily overtaking the monthly earnings of my drug-dealing friends. Good. I make more than Susan now! We've had a number of threesomes already and they're looking to be our biggest earner. I get £80 for each one and she gets £100 - bear in mind these only last half an hour...

I've decided to stop taking drugs to preserve my brain for university though. However, Liam (small-time drug dealer and catering student, only 17) gave me a bag of ketamine last night. What am I going to do with it? Silly question once you consider I appear to be dating someone who's far more addicted to drugs than I thought he was. Greg'll eat the whole bag for me.

In other news - it's Susan's birthday so I've been working since 11 (and had no customers yet!). Greg's popping over with lunch later. He waits in the living room holding a round indoor golf club while I shag, then curls up with me when I finish. He's so proud of me for making lots of money and genuinely doesn't care about my job, except that at the smallest sign of trouble he would kill the other guy, which is nice.